What did Adam say the day before Christmas? - It’s Christmas, Eve!
What is a typical elf greeting? - “Small world, isn’t it?”
You better get spruced up if you’re going to sell Christmas trees.
Some children call him Santa Caus since there is Noel.
How do Santa and Mrs. Claus travel? - On an icicle built [...]
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.”
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says : “A [...]
This is perhaps one of the worst puns EVER!
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