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The Moral of the Farmer’s Donkey

      
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.  Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.
 
He invited all his neighbors [...]

10 Rules for a Modern-Day Skeptic

        
Here is a tongue-in-cheek list of rules for those who wish to maintain a skeptical outlook.
 
1.  Do not let what you think get in the way of what you see.
2.  Do not let what you see determine what you think, for appearances are deceptive.
3.  Be omnivorous in your tastes.
4.  The [...]

Inspirational Posters for the ‘Cubicle Existence’

 

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job [...]

Daily Affirmations for the Office

 

In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else’s fault.

I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.

I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those [...]

Daftisms (to be pondered on a Monday morning)

 

 Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

OK, so what’s the speed of dark?

Depression [...]