Through the summer at CG&A COMM, we’re collecting motivational and inspirational quotes for an electronic publication to be released this November. By George Journal is asking, “What are your favourite motivational and inspirational quotes?”
We invite our readers to send your favourite quotes and stories. Reply to this post - or send an e-mail to [...]
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t!
I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don’t take life too seriously; no one [...]
As our politicians break for the summer without having accomplished a whole lot in Parliament, I am reminded of this gem:
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me. Can you help me? I promised a [...]
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
The following amusing story
can be found in the publication
By George Treasury.
A guy is driving around the back woods of northern Ontario and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in [...]
As mentioned in the previous post, “the checklist for effective meetings” is found in the By George Treasury. The useful compilation is taken from more than one thousand past By George articles. The book includes lists of some of the most remarkable quotations, classic wordplay, puns and quizzes, editorials, the best of the humour over the years, and the 15-most [...]
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
The By George Treasury is now coming off the presses. Whether you are looking for tips to make you more effective at work, or an appropriate quote or joke to use at you next dinner party, By George Treasury will be a terrific resource.
Here is an idea of the treasures you will find inside:
The [...]
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
For more than a decade we have been issuing a regular newsletter By George. This publication started as a CG&A COMMUNICATIONS mailing and evolved to an on-line quarterly. Today, By George has morphed into this on-line journal format.
From the mid-90’s to 2008, there has been 50 issues of By George. In November, from the [...]